Stone Cold Steve Austin The Texas Rattlesnake
     
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Jim Ross:Welcome everyone to anther hot episode of Monday Night Raw,and we have a hot interview with Stone Cold Steve Austin,so with that said lets go out to my good friend Jerry "the King" Lawler in the ring.


Lawler: Well everone let me introduce to you the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin.




The Roof gets blown off the arena as Stone cold makes his way to ringside.





Stone Cold then goes to all 4 Turnbuckles and salutes the crowd,Austin then makes his way to the center of the ring to start the interview.



Lawler:So Steve how does it feel to be back in the WWE?


Stone Cold:It Feels great to be back raising Hell in the WWE again and you can bet that will continue until I say it ends because Ric Flair found out the Hard way that Stone Cold Steve Austin does what he wants and when he wants and he got his ass Stunned.


Lawler:Well do you think that was a mistake stunning Ric Flair?


Stone Cold:Hell no I don't think it was mistake,If you don't think that Stone Cold made a mistake Stunning that Sumbitch give me a Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!

Oh Hell Yeah King that is the price you pay when you are dealing with the Rattlesnake.


King: So what do you think about the Fatal-Fourway match on Raw pitting you against the Rock,Batista,Goldberg.


Stone Cold: Well the Rock is a veteran just like me in the WWE but Batista and Goldberg are Rookies in this Company and Goldberg was a big star down south,but Jack-ass this ain't WCW in here this is the elite in Professional Wrestling and you will find out first hand after I stun Your ass for the 1-2-3 and You will know Goldberg and Batista and to the Rock that Austin 3:16 Say's I just Whooped your ass.


Lawler: Wow those are Bold predictions I got my money on the Rock Steve I think he is the favourite going in.

Stone Cold:Wow Wait a minute what the Hell did you just say.


Lawler:Well I was just implying that u got stiff competition in this match.

Stone Cold:So you think the Rock will beat Stone Cold.


Lawler:No I was Just

Stone Cold:You know what King you are starting to piss me off and that is not a good thing boy.


Jim Ross:King just Get out of the ring and live to see another day.

(Stone Cold looks at the crowd as the crowd start to cheer)



Stun His Ass Stun His Ass Stun His Ass




Lawler:Don't listen to them Steve they don't know what they are talking about I am an announcer not your opponent.


Stone Cold:I understand King lets settle this with a handshake.


Lawler: Ok Steve there you go Steve lets just have a civalized conversation.

(Stone Cold extended his hand but when Lawler went to shake Austin's hand the King got Stunned,as Stone Cold's hat flies off)






Jim Ross:Oh no King I told you earlier in the day not to piss off the Rattlesnake and look what you did you pissed him off so I guess you had it coming,and trust me folks that hurts because I have got stunned by Stone Cold and it does not feel good.


Stone Cold:You got to realize King DTA Don't Trust Anybody,and that was a message to those Bastard's that are facing Stone Cold next week becuase Stone Cold Steve Austin can not be stopped and thats the bottom line cause
Stone Cold said So!!!!!!!!!!

And if you guys don't understand what I am talking about let me give some sign language Jack-asses.




Jim Ross: That should be an Awesome match next week folks,looks out guys Stone Cold looks like he means business should be interesting.

(the show goes to commercial)


AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!





BECAUSE AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS!!!!